I hate weddings, just so you know. Only one I really enjoyed was mine, and that's because I was too busy to get bored. Weddings, graduations and parades. No interest. But this one was especially obnoxious because I knew no one other than my wife, and had to sit with a few of her coworkers. They all got drunk and talked about work. Now, on Tieraney's behalf, this is all fine with me. She had fun, and that was the goal of the evening, so it's all good. But how do I keep myself entertained? I leave.
Yes. I left my wife to dance with her drunken buddies while I took a walk around Canton, watched some Flash Gordon and hockey on the iPhone, played some games, and too photos of houses with blank tombstones in the front yard.
"But Kirk," you caution, "what kind of man leaves his inebriated wife alone to dance with a bunch of horny drunken wedding guests?" I ask you this...what kind of man can't trust his wife in such a situation? Funny thing is, Tieraney felt guilty for the whole thing because I was so bored I had to leave for over an hour. Winner is me. Actually, winner is both, because I didn't have to listen to godawful wedding music, and she got to have fun with her coworkers.
The next day, we went to Ashland for my mom's birthday. Mom's 69. Happy birthday, mom. So, I got nothing done all weekend. Which reminds me...I have to call lawn people. My new yard isn't going to make it without lawn people.
Nothing new on the old house. Everyone has all their faxes, though. Heaven knows everyone needs to get their faxes.
Pass incomplete.
Life's ball: 4th and 7 on their own 23.
I hate all of those things too. I caught a break in that my lady friend also hates those things, maybe as much as I do - at least within shouting distance. And I've never met anyone who hates those things as much as I do.
ReplyDeleteI liked Role Models a decent bit less than you did; worth watching for me, but not as good as the upper levels of 21st century movie comedy. (fake Wings song = good joke) What I like more is In Treatment which I'm catching up on now.
Working too hard, eating too much, neck still hurts.
But no weddings. Instead I stayed in with my friend.
I have a friend! How did this happen? Good score for Jividen!
And by score - I mean quick 7 yard out to the sideline. 3rd and 2 at my 41.