But hey, milestone. Some of you imaginary readers may know I review many products made for Apple computers and devices: iPod cases, software, etc. This includes Macintosh games, which I've been reviewing now for over 10 years. Well, today, I got my first Wii game for review. Yes, I'm now officially getting free games for a major gaming console. It's nothing big, "Safecracker" by The Adventure Company, but it's still pretty cool to me. I'm joining the big leagues.
Another bonus: I came early from work because my wife had been invited to one of those sex toy parties that the women like to have now. They get to act all embarrassed and giggle a lot and make fun of their boyfriends, which I guess makes it okay to buy Ben Wa balls, whereas it's not okay to get them a porn shop or one of those Ambiance stores. Women are weird.
Anyway, Tieraney didn't come home with anything nearly that exotic, because: a.) that's not her thing, and b.) we can't afford electronics right now. What she did come home with, though, was the fact that she'd just spent the last three hours doing nothing but thinking about and talking about sex.
Dudes, if your wife/girlfriend is ever invited to a sex toy party, you send them. You may be the one who has to bathe the kids and put them to bed that night, but then you get two full hours of uninterrupted Wii time, and a horny wife to close out the evening. That's a win.
Nine yard run.
Hiner's Ball: 3rd and 1 on my own 36.
I got nothin'.
ReplyDeleteWell, let's do it this way - I just had a sex party conversation the other day, and it was my working assumption that no one had attended such party since 1979 and I'm pretty sure one of the session musicians for Sister Sledge threw that one. So, that's done.
I'm crazy fat, which we've discussed, but it's because I'm eating tasty foods with the person with whom I have sex party conversations. Tradeoffs.
Essentially, nothing bad has happened. And given the year I've had (expensive, tragic, stressful, crummy) it's good to stabilize.
Life declines the penalty, they take the ball at their own 31, up 7-0.
Wait. Yeah. Sex parties and sex toy parties are different things. We need to differentiate. I'm not sending my wife to a sex party so I can play Nintendo. Unless a new Zelda game has just been released, of course.
ReplyDeleteCrazy fat? You don't want crazy fat. You want the "sitcom husband fat" so that when you go places people will say, "How did that guy ever land such a hot babe?"