Know what sucks about being back from San Francisco. Meal replacement bars. That's right; I replace my meals with bars, suckaz! I'm at the office until 7:00, so I eats me dinner there. No point in eating when I get home, because my family has already eaten. I'm not going to pack two meals each day, and I can't afford to eat out every day, so it's meal replacement bars for me. Currently, it's the Atkins Advantage Chocolate Peanut Butter Bar, washed down a grape Propel. Grape is the finest of all Propels, but I sometimes dig me some black cherry. It's all good, anyway, because there's a simple math equation I learned back in algebra II:
Anyway, you should
read my article on Macworld Expo. It's funny. It mentions garlic and balls.
What happened yesterday? Hell, I can't even remember. Back to getting up at 4:45 a.m., at work by 6:30, home at 8:00 p.m., bed at 11:00. There's going to be a lot of that, so if you want to turn to a different game, now would be a good time.
Four yard run.
Life's Ball: 2nd and 1 on their own 47.
Are you saying that the meal bars + the Propel will make you gay? How will that impact the game?
ReplyDeleteI'm extra fat and there's no way around that. Relationship Jim apparently puts on some pounds. More relevantly, I had a student storm out of class twice today (not two students, same student did it twice) both times yelling at me in front of the class. This is unprecedented behavior and is really gonna jam my shit up.
That's me losing 3 yards on a sweep. Third and 9 from my own 21, down 7-0.
I'm saying that meal bars + Propel will give me a huge schlong. Or smaller underwear. Either way, I win.
ReplyDeleteHow does the same student storm out of a classroom twice? That's some pretty unsuccessful storming.